Friday, July 21, 2006

Sunday Scribblings: Thief

It was a very smoldering, sticky and sunny day when I realized I had lost my third pair of sunglasses that week. I knew my sensitive eyes would not make it through the day, especially our daily escape to the pool, without sunglasses. I loaded up two whiny and rambuctious little girls and on a whim decided to see if the four-year-old neighbor boy wanted to join us on a trip to Wal-Mart to replace my sunglasses.

After shopping with three children and picking up the many miscellaneous deals I seem to find at Wal-Mart, I decided to save myself a minute and go to the self-check-out line. After sliding the debit card, I started to walk out of the store. As I walked out the door, three kids close by, alarms started to sound and employees started to run toward me. "Ma'am, we need to check your bags."

At this point I began to blush profusely and because I was blushing, I blushed even more. I looked guilty, and I didn't even know what was going on. My kids and Jesse were looking at me with questioning eyes...and then with accusing eyes. I started babbling; I continued blushing. The sweet lady asked if she could look through my bags. I stammered affirmation and continued babbling that I had no idea what could have set off the alarm.

It was then that the white-haired employee lifted a bag and there sat the sunglasses...the entire reason I took the trip, caught between the buggy and the purchased items. I had missed the sunglasses and set the bags down right on top of them. They had set off the alarm. I continued to blush as she told me that it was alright and to just go pay for them.

Head bowed, face blazing, three kids in tow, I walked back to the cashier and paid for the sunglasses. I had been an unintentional and very embarrassed thief.

7 comments:

paris parfait said...

Terrific story! But oh, how embarassing! :)

GreenishLady said...

Yeah. It's never actually happened me, but now and again, I'm just about to leave the checkout when I find some small item hidden among bags in my trolley! I'd hate to have that hapen.

Anonymous said...

oh my!
my cheeks were burning in sympathy!
leave it to wal-mart....

Anonymous said...

Chaun, I totally know what that's like... I set off those things all the time. They must use the same 'stud-finder technology' used in 'stud-finders'...

all alli. said...

Ha ha. How terrible! I tried on a ring at a store once and ended up walking out with it on. It took a few minutes to figure out what it was that set off the alarm!

Kay said...

I did that once with bananas. It's HARD to do things with kids. I'm glad they didn't hassle you. Thanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

love this story!!! chaun...i am pretty sure you and I have "thiefed" a few times ourselves!!!! JK, rick and cindy. We were angels.