I Cried Today

Okay, so I have PMS, I left my house at 8AM, taught 12 darling preschoolers, went straight to teach 18 Pee Wee Tennis Players, went straight to meet a friend and her kids for dinner and went straight to take Amelia to Cubbies, returning tonight at 7:00. My husband has been gone...again. His flight was cancelled to come home tonight (damn weather) and I'm tired, so maybe that has something to do with it...but I cried today. I mean, I had tears streaming, gulped-in-air cried. Why you ask? Because of all of the above? NO!!!!!

It was another Publix commercial. For my bloggy friends that don't see these commercials in your neck of the woods, let me summarize: A little boy about 10 years, comes home from school and tells his mom he wants to make a cake for someone that he really likes. His mom smiles knowingly and starts to get out all the ingredients (from Publix, of course). She asks him if the girl knows that he likes her and he replies, "Ya, I guess." Well, they are having a blast together making the cake and she shows him how to cut it into a heart and then asks if he wants to put the girl's name on the top of the cake. He says, "No, that's okay." The next day the mom is dropping him off at school and as he leaves, she yells, "HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR CAKE!" He turns around and smiles at his mom and turns back around and goes into the school. THE CAKE WAS FOR HIS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean seriously, how cute is that? Yep, I cried.

Loaded Questions

This is a new one from Jessi. Enjoy!

Loaded Questions

Favorite kind of cereal: Oatmeal --fruit and cream
What animal or insect disgusts you the most? grasshoppers, that's just the first that came to mind
What do you need more of right now? time
What is the hardest thing for you to do? right now??? the spin class I just went to
Deodorant brand: Degree
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? If I wash my hair, 40 minutes, if I don't -20 minutes
What is your most prized object? my scrapbooks
What are you thankful you're not doing now? listening to kids (can I say that?)
If you talked in your sleep, what would you say? how much longer can I sleep before the alarm goes off??????
What is your favorite drink? Diet Coke
Favorite way to eat potatoes? McDonald's french fries
If you could be a character in any novel, who would you be? Ramona Quimby....just kidding, I don't know...all of their lives seem so complex...that's what makes it a novel I guess.
Favorite ice cream toppings: Snickers, Butterfinger
Where do you want to spend the rest of your life? with my family
What do you bring most to a friendship? loyalty
On a scale of 1-10, how hip are you? 7.5
What kind of music makes you want to get up and sing? sing? Um, 80's hair bands
What are you an expert in? teaching
What have you tried and simply were not good at? singing, sewing, painting
Favorite movie line? "Can I have some 'tots?" :)
What is your "theme song"? Chariots of Fire
What is your most annoying habit? biting my nails
If fat, calories, etc. weren't an issue, what food would you feast on? ice cream
How much can you bench press? 105
What fictional character would you like to meet? I don't know
What is the ultimate vacation? a cruise, with Dave
What is the best thing about your job? my kids
What is the worst thing about your job? the need to ALWAYS have energy and be patient
Whose ideas totally conflict with yours? I don't know
What cosmetic surgery would you like? None, not worth it!
What is the last movie that made your eyes tear up? I don't know but the Publix commercial where the baker makes the wedding cake to match the bride's veil made me cry, weird, I know.
What super-power would you like? be able to stop time
What would you change about your high school years? worrying so much about friends
What would you change about your appearance? my thighs
Would you rather be smart, rich, or beautiful? rich (Jessi, I love your answer)
If you named your home, what would you name it? Our Haven
What room do you want to add to your home? a sun room with a pool table
What advice would you give to the President? pray
What character attribute do you admire most? integrity, absolutely
Where do you usually buy your clothes? Old Navy
What song describes your present relationship? I Will Always Love You
What is the nicest thing you have ever bought somebody? A mountain bike for Dave
How would you spend $1000? Disney World
What do you want to change about your life? the constant feeling that I have things that need to be done
Who is your best friend? Dave
What would you like to accomplish this year? Be better than I was last year!
What book has had the greatest impact on your life? The Book of Mormon
What do you do everyday? love
What food do you refuse to eat? creamed corn
What one word would you use to describe your current relationship? eternal
What is the best purchase you have made? golf car
What one word describes your life? happy
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!!!

Haven't We All?

Now I have this feeling of things being unfinished until I finish off my list of 150 things. Don't worry (because I know you are), I will blog about the interesting ones in detail. But these are the things I think we've all done, but I'll post about it anyway:

Eaten Fried Green Tomatoes: Yep, I moved to Georgia, and yep my neighbor is an 85 WWII vet that loves to garden and brings over green tomatoes! (He actually just moved, and we miss him...and his vegies.)

Touched a Cockroach: Yep, I live in Georgia; I mean, I didn't want to touch it, but I picked it up thinking it was a toy of some kind. I've also stepped on a few.

Had Your Picture in the Newspaper: Not for anything really cool, but for dancing (mainly Super Steppers) and PTA (when my mom was the president or something and I was holding a Snoopy fundraiser sign), and for a 5th grade "Wooden Shoes" performance, and when I won "Hope for America" and when my NAL team took district....I don't know what else, maybe a couple other times.

Eaten Sushi: Love me some California rolls and pretty much any other roll, not big into anything else.

Ridden a Horse: My dad was a bull-rider and my mom was a former rodeo queen, enough said.

Fired a Gun: Yep, my dad was a bull-rider and a little bit of a red-neck. (love ya, dad) He taught me how to fire a .22 when I was about eight.

Broken a Bone: My collar bone (bicycle when I was five), thumb (about age 14 on the trampoline), fractured wrist (in a drill team competition in 11th grade), cracked growth plate in my ankle (9th grade volleyball). I think that's it.

Broken Someone's Heart: Yep, I did that too. Mine was broken too though, by Eric Brenchley...don't laugh Jayme and Chell.

Sung Loudly in the Car and Didn't Stop When Someone was Looking: Every day, my girls too

Raised Children: Well, I am in the process.

Performed in Rocky Horror: I grew up in a college town...we went to campus a few times to do that....overrated.

Been on a Cruise Ship: When I was 20 I went with a bunch of Rebelette friends...fun! I want to go with Dave now though, bad.

Bought a House: Yep. I had one weekend to find a house in a state I had never visited that was clear across the country. God was looking out for me on this one...talk about a leap of faith.

Kissed on a First Date: Yep.

Eaten Shark: I'll try anything, once.

Recorded Music: My orchestra recorded a CD at the Mt. Hood Orchestra Festival. I also made a cassette with friends (Jayme, you were there) in some little booth. That totally counts.

Been to Las Vegas: Many times, Dixie was 1 1/2 hours away. My favorite visit there was my honeymoon though.

Performed on Stage: Many times....talent shows, dancing, violin, musicals, I don't know, but lots more.

Rafted the Snake River: Many times...Jayme, remember our trips and the time that Jeff fell in on purpose and then froze? I went every year with Girls' Camp and then went with friends and then took Dave....love it!

Won First Prize in a Costume Contest: This was a very proud moment...last Halloween Dave was Napoleon and I was "Napoleon's girlfriend." We totally won. BTW, did I spell Napoleon right, and if not, how do I run a spell check on my post?

Made Cookies from Scratch: Hardly ever, but I have.

Crashed a Party: Yep, a few times.

Gotten Married: Yep.

Toured Ancient Sites: Lots of Native American sites...I guess that's ancient. I was fascinated by hieroglyphics.

Fallen in Love and Not Had Your Heart Broken: Dave, I love you.

Gone to a Drive-In Theater: Not until I met Dave. We were cheap. I would hide in the backseat with lots of sleeping bags covering me up and Dave would only have to pay for himself.

Played in the Rain, Played in the Mud, Kissed in the Rain: All at the same time.

Played Touch Football: Yep.

Lounged Around in Bed All Day: When I had the flu, before kids, of course.

Sung Karoke: I'm so good at singing "Material Girl" that the song might be retired.

Pretended to be a SuperHero: Every day.

Alphabetized my CD's: And DVD's, and books and photo albums, and cookbooks, and coloring books, and CD Roms and pretty much anything else that can be alphabetized.

In a Restaurant, Sat at a Stranger's Table and had dinner with them: I lived in the dorms and we had to eat at a cafeteria. That totally counts.

Taken a Midnight Walk on a Beach: I loved Cabo. (Thanks D)

Gone Rock Climbing: Love it...haven't done it in years though.

Taken a Road Trip: Too many times to count. The craziest was the 24 hour drive to Dallas from SLC....I was delirious.

Stolen a Sign: I was almost arrested; actually it was a flashing barricade. Jayme, you totally remember that one.

Danced with a Stranger in a Foreign Country: I loved Cabo; actually Cabo Wabo.

Had Amazing Friends: Still do.

Take care of Someone who was Drunk: Unfortunately

Had two hard drives for your computer: Unfortunately; damn those neighbor boys who brought over disks with viruses.

Actually felt Happy about Your Life: Quite often

Danced Like a Fool and Not Cared who was looking: Every time I dance.

Hit a Home Run: Never when it was important.

Ridden a Roller Coaster: Not until I was 19 and went to Lagoon with Jayme and two Mtn. Crest boys and was too shy to say I was scared.

Held a Lamb: A few times

Screamed as Loudly as You Can: A few times

Had a Snowball Fight: Man, I miss the snow sometimes.

Asked out a Stranger: Nothing weird; aren't they all strangers in the beginning?

Had a Food Fight: Yep.

Looked at the Night Sky through a telescope: Beautiful

Given More than you can afford to charity: Fast Offerings were rough

Watched a Meteor Shower: Beautiful

Changed a Baby's Diaper: Hmmmm, for four years straight.

Slept Under the Stars: Many times

Grown and Eaten your own vegetables: not recently

Gone to an Olympics game: Canada and Russia Women's Hockey...too cool for words. So fun!

Stayed up all night and seen the sun rise: Lots of times

Hugged a Tree: yep, weird though.

Said "I love you" and Meant It: every day

Taken a candlelit bath with someone: Gotta love big tubs

Held a Tarantula: I grew up in Bloomington and I had crazy cousins. I also held a snake and a scorpion with those same cousins.

Climbed a Mountain: Lots of times; one time I fell asleep on the hike and Lisa's dad pulled me up to Mt. Logan.

Well, there you have it in detail. I saved a few for future posts!

Killed and Prepared an Animal for Eating

This was a gross one. I was never too much of a squeamish girl, but even with Girls' Camp, I had never touched a dead animal. Well, when I was about 20, I went fishing with Dave and his dad. When we were going through our catch of the day, Dave's dad just handed me the fish (you know, how they hang on to them through the gills). I wanted to cry, throw up and run away all at the same time. Instead, I grabbed a hold. He was my future father-in-law, after all. Then he proceded to show me how to gut it and clean it...gross. I did it, but I won't do it again. I wonder if I impressed him. I wonder if it was some sort of test. I wonder if I passed.

I've Thought to Myself, "I'm Living My Dream"

I'm continuing with Alli's list of 150 things. The next in line is: I've thought to myself I'm living my dream.

Am I living my dream? Sometimes the chaos is overwhelming. I woke up an hour-and-a half earlier than when I need to wake the girls only to hear the pitter patter of four feet 10 minutes into my workout. I had to brave the weather to start my icy car that I have to park outside because I was the one who wanted the golf car that now takes my spot in the garage. I had to wait in carpool line to drop off my five-year-old in the ice. Then, I had to drag my three-year-old to my OB/GYN appoinment. As I was spread-eagle in all my glory, she was tossing a balloon back and forth to the doctor. I braved an ice storm to retrieve a pink cowboy boot that had fallen off a foot while running to car. I wrestled a chicken nugget out of my child's hand after she tried to eat it off the Burger King floor. I sat in carpool line again that barely inched forward because of the weather. At home, I sat and played restaurant in the playroom on a chair that fit half my rear and watched my five-year-old try to do a Benihana performance with a play-knife, rolling pin and a hamburger bun...and pretend to enjoy it. I sat on the phone with the Dish Network lady for an hour trying to figure out why the satellite doesn't work upstairs while putting on my three-year-old's bathing suit one-handed that she insists on wearing, even in 40 degree weather and while yelling at my 5 yr. old to not wipe her Cheetos hands on the couch, but still wanting to be loving because I missed her all morning. I refereed about six dozen fights today because the girls are stuck indoors. I made three dozen cookies with the girls because Dave is going to Amelia's class tomorrow to talk about Argentina and wants the kids to learn how to say "cookie" in Spanish. I let the girls help, so I cleaned up half the batter off the table, and their hands and faces and prepared dinner at the same time, which is why the first batch burned competely. I have six loads of laundry sitting up on my bed, but I'm sitting here blogging even though I'll have to fold them so we can sleep.

BUT, when all is said and done, yep, I'm livin' my dream. I am married to the man of my dreams. I'm married to the one who would rather hang out with his family, even if that means spending three hours on his day off at my eye doctor appointment, just so we could all be together. He chooses us over football, friends or even a golf game. He works hard so I don't have to, but supports me when I choose to work. He loves me just the way I am.

I have two healthy, spunky girls that keep me laughing and keep me young. I have a dream job where I get to play with 12 of the cutest three-year-olds you've ever seen and be there with my kids. I have an okay tennis job that pays a nice amount of money that provides me with extras--like going to Utah to see the fam. I have a house that is perfect for my family. It is comfortable and lived in and everyone is always welcome. I have neighbors (adults and kids) that love to come and hang out. I have friends I can count on. I have family I love.

I have my health. I've had a little scare lately and maybe it was to remind me that I am in fact living my dream. It's hard sometimes, and the days are long sometimes, and the work never ends and the house is never spotless, and the laundry is never all done, and the kids aren't always happy, but overall, I'm happy. I had a lot of dreams as a kid, this was one of them: happiness at home. And I think I've achieved it, even though I have to stop and realize it sometimes.

Had a Booth in a Street Fair

I think I have an entrepreneur spirit. I'm always looking for fun ways to make money...it started with selling hot pads and cross stitch ornaments when I was about ten. It continues today with tutoring and tennis. I love to make things too. Right now I've made about 10 pairs of furry flip flops, but I think that will be for goody bags for Amelia's summer birthday party.

About three years ago I was really into making hair bows. I made them with buttons and alligator clips on the back. I specialized in Hallween bows since it was September. Anyway, someone saw them and asked if I would sell them at the Fall Festival. I made a whole bunch of them and combined with my mom's incredible talent of beading little girls' bracelets and sold them all at a booth at the festival. My mom made most of the money, but it was fun...not fun enough to do it again though. I'll stick with tutoring, tennis and furry flip flops!

I've Dyed My Hair

I was 19 and to this point had never touched my hair color. My roommates thought it would be fun to try something on MY hair, so we went and bought a burgundy hair dye. It didn't work. So, we went back and bought another one, left it on for twice as long and tried it again. The result: PURPLE HAIR. It was horrible. (BTW, that is not a picture of me, but the color is not too far from what mine looked like...wish I had a picture!)

I did not dare touch my hair again until 10 years later when Sherrie (my awesome cousin) started adding nice little highlights. I loved them, but then we moved. I had to let someone else do it, and after four years of updating highlights, I no longer had chocolate brown hair...it was chocolate brown hair with blonde highlights! About a month ago, I got rid of all my highlights completely, and I'm back to my original chocolate brown. Call me boring, but I like my natural hair better!

The Day I Saved Someone's Life

After I completed Alli's list of 150 things, I thought I would tell the story behind some of the things I've done. This is the one I wanted to write about first:

I spent my first two years of college at Dixie. It was a junior college and I completed all of my required classes, but still needed more credits, so I loaded up my last year with fun classes: step aerobics, tennis, lifeguarding, weight training, first aid and CPR. I never thought any of these would be of much use, but it was sure fun.

Fast forward one year....I was then at the University of Utah and waiting tables at Marie Callender's. I had just served the turkey dinner to two white-haired little old ladies. We were required to check back within two minutes of serving a meal to make sure our customers were happy. It had been about 30 seconds, but I felt this overpowering need to check on these little ladies. I turned around and took one look at one of the ladies and knew there was trouble. It was just like a cartoon...the lady's face was turning purple right in front of my eyes, literally. She was choking and I knew what to do (thanks to First Aid at Dixie).

I was shaking and scared but I performed the Heimlich and saved her life. The piece of turkey lodged in her throat flew across two tables. The boss had called 911, but by the time the paramedics got there, they told me that they would have never made it and that I saved her life. The little lady took a five dollar bill and placed it in my apron and asked for boxes to take their dinners home.

As a side note, my manager later told me, "I'm glad it all worked out, but never do that again. It's not worth the law suit." I informed him about the Good Samaritan law, but he didn't care. I still felt good about it though.

Santa is Really Smart

What do you do with two little girls that spend 90 percent of their "home time" outside? BUY A TRAMPOLINE. Santa really knew what he was doing. My kids (and all the neighbors) are so happy!

Alli's List

Alli did this and it was fun to read. It's red if I've done it.

1. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
2. Swum with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain
4. Ridden in a Ferrari
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said "I love you" and meant it
9. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and seen the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to an Olympics game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby's diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on Dom Perignon
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone snorkeling in the Caribbean
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight (what is that????? am I dumb???)
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Appeared on television as a featured guest
83. Received flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sung loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
105. Published one or more books
106. Lost 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone's heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey
135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone's life

Overheard

So, Dave is out of town all week and I'm tired. Even if Dave is late coming home from work, he always lessens the load...bathing kids, reading stories, brushing teeth, whatever. So, when he's not here, I'm tired. Did I already say that?

I put the kids in the bath and I used the time to run downstairs and get the dishes done and lunches made and whatever. I hear screaming, so I flew up the stairs in about three seconds. I run in the bathroom to see blood streaming down Mikayla's face. As I start mopping it up, I notice that the wound is tiny, but deep and on her forehead so there was a lot of blood. Then I looked at the bathroom. WATER WAS EVERYWHERE. Apparently they wanted to see what would happen if they used the shower head and sprayed the bathroom. Or maybe they were seeing how far it would spray. Then Mikayla wanted to pretend she was ice skating, so she got out of the tub, slipped, and that's where I came in.

I wanted to cry, scream and yell, but controlled myself and said, "Girls, what would you do if you were the mom? What would you do if your girls did this to bathroom and then got hurt doing it???????" Amelia quietly responded, "I would be the mom who mopped up the bathroom so the kids could have lots of fun in the bathtub."

I'm tired.

Cheapskate

I'm all about saving money and looking for generic, "no-name" products that are cheaper but still high quality. Some things I just cannot find a good replacement for (Windex, Cascade, Hidden Valley Ranch, Diet Coke, and Bounce, for example). However some generic brands are great (Kroger Oatmeal, Kroger baby wipes, Kroger multi-grain waffles, and the "fake" Pledge, for example). I use Lysol and Clorox wipes all the time, depending on which is on sale the same time I have coupons, but then I decided to try these:

They are half the price of the other wipes on sale and they work GREAT! They are also thicker and wetter, so you don't use as many at a time. Just thought I'd let you know!

Tacky?

Can I leave my photo Christmas cards up ALL YEAR? I love to hang out in the sitting room and look up and see all my friends and family. Who cares if Christmas is over....I think I'll leave them up for a few months!

New Year Resolutions

I don't like resolutions...I do like goals or things to work toward though. Is that what a resolution is? If so, I guess they aren't so bad...maybe I just don't like the label "resolution." Anyway, here are some things I want to work on:

1. Be a better mom: listen more, play more, and be more patient.
2. Don't worry so much about having a clean house (I'm going to try this one, but it might make me more miserable to not have it clean...we'll see.)
3. Be healthy.
4. Be a better wife: have more energy for us, listen more, talk more, and play more.
5. Learn something new...I don't know what, but something that requires brains....mine is turning to mush and also learn something physical that I haven't done before. Any ideas?

I think that's enough for me to work on. Happy New Year!